Fan Club might be a strong phrase, but I do know that people have asked me if they could be notified when a new show of mine was being performed or when I'd be on stage myself. So, while you're not going to get a decoder ring or membership card, I will be more than willing to let those of you that care know when things are happening. I promise not to give your email address to anyone and will only send you notifications of events that involve my plays or that I'm personally involved in.

Anyway, I'm not famous enough to have a stalker. I'd have to share one with Jack Neary and only be stalked on alternating Thursdays and every third weekend of the month.